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Penis : Who cares, it's all going on the floor. Know why? Because someone is gonna touch me today!! Lee's Oriental Massage Private Bath and Spa is a dead giveaway that you're about to walk in to a massage parlor where yes, sex is literally on the table. Picture a wild animal walking into a rave—that's your inspiration for the entire time you're at the parlor. Look around aimlessly—the walls, the ceiling, the floor, anything but the girls working.

When you're finally approached and asked if you want a massage , you should simply grunt, nod your head, and continue to look around. Sometimes you'll be asked if you have ever been to a massage parlor before, in which case you should say no and don't really know how this works. You will be asked how long you want the massage to be, and the secret here is to be as frugal as possible. Pick the lowest price, because that's just the money that goes to the owner; the girls make money from tips.

Don't try to be suggestive of sex at this point, because you're just going to come off looking like an idiot, and God forbid the escort doesn't respect you. When the girl leads you to the room, she'll tell you she needs to go get ready and you should undress and lay down.

Take off everything except your boxers and lay face-down and wait for the girl to come back. Inner Voice : Wow, this place is disgusting, why is the air so damp?

Do I want to know? Penis : Alright, I see ladies. Lots of cleavage too, I'm getting up for this. Inner Voice : Cool it, act nonchalant, we're being approached. Massage Lady : Hey there, are you interested in a massage? You : Um…yeah sure. I'll just take the half hour massage, what does that include? Massage Lady : It includes a massage…that's all we do here, is give massages.

Penis : Giggidy! This is the most important part of the procedure. When the girl walks in, you should be relaxed; the fact that you're face down should hide your raging erection caused by the low-cut top she is wearing. As she starts giving you the most half-assed back massage ever, start the small talk with her. Talk about where she's from, where you're from, really anything other than her milking your cock. She should pick up on the fact that you really are a rookie at this and will go about explaining the price to you, probably with some sort of happy ending code words.

Inner Voice : Good question, I'm getting tired of listening to her talk about her haircut. Whore : So, do you want me to touch…down there? Penis : Jackpot!

Ask her to give you a verbal menu, how much everything costs and what you get for the price. At this point she'll either encourage you to get more money or simply do the job right there because of the rapport you guys have built up.

Most likely, though, she'll want more money. Tell her you're broke and make up another story about how your pet just died or you just sent all of your money to a prince overseas. If this fails immediately make sure you display the twenty dollar bill. Escorts aren't like normal humans because their senses are trained to recognize the sight and smell of money and they become physically stimulated by it, causing them to throw caution to the wind.

In short, it's like opium to them. She'll succumb eventually and will begin to work her magic. If she doesn't mind the pay cut, you may be able to talk her into taking off her top, allowing you to fondle her while she fondles you.

The area around the breasts is usually massaged but not the breasts themselves. The massage therapist often works on deeper layers of muscle and will want to ensure that the pressure is comfortable.

Be sure to speak up during a massage if you: Feel too hot or cold. Typically, a massage therapist will ask you to undress to your level of comfort. The massage therapist will leave the room so that you can remove your clothing and lie on the massage table usually face down under the top sheet. You can always say you hate having your breast area or buttocks or whatever touched. Some people prefer to wear a sweatsuit to be comfortable and others come in their business suit and heels.

Your massage therapist has no preference so whatever you prefer is perfectly fine.